Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who’s a cop.
Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.
Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.
TIL lifeguards are racist.
…in his first week?
As part of the minimum training.
Btw this is a parody account
But is it though?
It says (parody) in the name.
This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.
Musk says he has Asperger’s, so that’d be fair if he also wasn’t a liar.
For parody it would have to be untrue, yes?
not necessarily
…it didn’t even register with me until i read this comment. I didn’t even realize something was amiss. FML.
Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!
One can read, the other one can write
Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Roll over your neighbors dog
Who will roll you down the stairs
Confiscate your wares
May even shoot your dog
It’s cops, cops, cops!
It’s hogs, hogs, hogs
As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of hands
As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.
The recommended number of anuses is one
Not every racist is a police officer…
Yeah, some of them are prosecutors
… But every police officer is racist!
thatsthejoke.jpg
Even if it’s obvious, it’s still important to say
c/selfawarewolves
The handle. It’s a satire account
