He’s a toddler. No point in saying “Mr.”

boobs

edit: found the original

God damnit! My fucking grandkids are going to have to learn and take tests on this in social studies class, and that’s exactly what it’ll be called.

pretty much everyone is normal

He’s never done a goddamned presidential thing in his life. Call him “Donald”—that’s his name.

Has Donald ever said, “thank you”?

That would be a cool form factor for a laptop.

“I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”
— Groucho Marx

Why aren’t we leaving age verification up to parents? We trust them with far more than that every day.

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memory

just think of all the food I’ve wasted

I always thought it was three seconds.

I wish all those bastards the very best

altruistic misanthrope

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