who tf got into my hope stash

What the fuck that’s the holy hand grenade of Antioch

> Picks the seat in front of you even though the train is empty

> Asks your name

> Immediately misgenders you

Air fryer tip: Don’t get the really big ones. The strength of the air fryer over a regular convection oven is that it’s small, so it gets really hot, really fast, all over, and cleaning is easy.

Manufacturers have started putting frying baskets in toaster ovens and calling them air fryers, except they’re not as good at the things you want an air fryer for. They take longer to heat up, they don’t “fry” as thoroughly and they’re harder to clean.

If you already have a toaster oven, or have use for one other than air fryer things, you could buy the basket and use that instead to save money and counter space, it’s just not gonna be a great fryer. But it’s still an oven.

Also, just another related unsolicited kitchen advice: Don’t buy kitchen appliances with touch interfaces or even just touch sensitive “buttons”. Specially ones that you touch with your fingers coated in grease from frying things.

Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.

This is the daily reminder for everyone to get a colonoscopy.

It sounds like I’m joking cause butt stuff, but I’m not. It could save your life.

Bro, you got infinite money. You could be at the beach. You could be traveling the world staying in 5 star hotels. You could attend any concert you want, anywhere you want. You could be gambling millions in a Monaco casino like a Bond villain. You could live in a custom penthouse inside a giant golden blimp.

Why did you decide you want to be a pathetic loser?

The fan on my previous Intel CPU (bought a little over 10 years ago) went out, and that thing would shut off in seconds from overheating, even without load.

Reminder that this piece of shit is mentioned multiple times in the Epstein Files

“Did your casing have ‘UwU’ written on it”

The horse had to jump the turnstyle. IIRC the punishment for that in the US is death

Isn’t it Open AI who bought it with Nvidia’s money that Nvidia said they’ll think about giving them later with the money they’ll make from selling their GPUs to data centers that haven’t been built powered by infrastructure that doesn’t exist yet

Did they have to live on tree huts and eat human flesh, George?

Compact/Crossover SUVs are hugely popular worldwide, they’ve been replacing sedans/hatchbacks here. I was surprised to learn BYD’s best selling car wasn’t the smaller Dolphin or Seagull, but the Song Plus.

But, yeah, Ford has been focusing on bigass expensive cars here too. Their cheapest (gas) vehicle for this year is more expensive than the BYD Song plug-in hybrid, which is twice the price of the Seagull.

It’s a pretty popular manga/anime from the 90s, that somehow is still going, and that unfortunately does not include Schwarzenegger

I don’t know about the Detective Conan bit, but the Pokémon part is that the Pokémon website has (had?) a feature where certified people can setup TCG events, and someone organized one at the Yasukuni Shrine, the one for the war criminals.

Chinese people on the internet were upset, China made a statement, the Pokémon Company apologized

Now personally I think this is less on Pokémon and more on Japan having a shrine celebrating pillagers and rapists.

EDIT: Looks like the reason people are upset over Detective Conan is that they did a promotional crossover with My Hero Academia, and in My Hero there’s a character named Maruta Shiga who does human experiments. Maruta (literally “log”) is what the “scientists” of Unit 731 called the people they killed.

Finally, freedom has arrived in Venezuela

Unfortunately, no one is free of the influence of the US and its cabal of pedophiles.

It’s very funny to me how much of US law discussion is arguing the intent of what some slavers wrote 250 years ago.

Is it even worse in Europe? Are people holding up the Magna Carta and going “see, it was never intended for widows to remarry”