Back in college I bought a corn shaped dildo solely because I was an Ohioan and it was on sale and I thought it’d be funny to use it as a decoration. My friends would say this to me any time they remembered lol.
And so yeah I think buying a corn shaped dildo on sale may be the most Midwestern thing I’ve ever done
… Okay that’s one of the prettiest dildos I’ve ever seen. It looks like something my grandmother would collect (but not in. like a sex way, she just collected weird old lady glass art). But I’m struggling with… like… why on earth did anyone make that in the first place? Was this some promotional souvenir from the Corn Palace After Dark?
Oh absolutely, the fact that it looks so good is part of what drew me to it (in addition to being the sort of broke student who’d rifle through the sex shop clearance bin). But yeah why it was made is baffling. Like, it’s too nice to be a joke product, you’d go with that jelly material for that… Idk, maybe some people just like the idea of fucking corn
Ok, and now I’m kinda wanting some artsy glass dildos in the same way you’d get with fancy bongs and cannabis pipes…
Those are beautiful though. And yeah, I also just kinda love beautiful sex toys in general. Usually the gorgeous stuff I find is in bdsm gear, especially with nice wood and leather work, but I love all sorts of artsy sex toys
Yeah I love the aesthetics of glass toys, and that they’re very fun doesn’t hurt either. But oh god, I love the fancy BDSM gear most of all. If only I had a heaping pallet of cash, there’s a few hundred creators on etsy / fet that I would make it rain on…
Yeah, at some point I want to get a pair of nice floggers, and I’ve been wanting to get some more leather clothes, especially some nicer stuff to wear to contests and such. And that’s all without touching on kink furniture or the tools to try making my own stuff (of higher quality than the various self made implements I already have).
Fuck I could blow so much money on sex and kink stuff…
I’ve never gotten around to using it, especially since I’m far more of a clit girl, but if I remember when I’m in the mood I may try and post a review of my weird little corn dildo
Well I guess you could try multiple methods. It doesn’t have to go inside, you could equally grind against it, unless that’s too abrasivenand your clit prefers something softer or more buzzy?
Back in college I bought a corn shaped dildo solely because I was an Ohioan and it was on sale and I thought it’d be funny to use it as a decoration. My friends would say this to me any time they remembered lol.
And so yeah I think buying a corn shaped dildo on sale may be the most Midwestern thing I’ve ever done
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… Okay that’s one of the prettiest dildos I’ve ever seen. It looks like something my grandmother would collect (but not in. like a sex way, she just collected weird old lady glass art). But I’m struggling with… like… why on earth did anyone make that in the first place? Was this some promotional souvenir from the Corn Palace After Dark?
Oh absolutely, the fact that it looks so good is part of what drew me to it (in addition to being the sort of broke student who’d rifle through the sex shop clearance bin). But yeah why it was made is baffling. Like, it’s too nice to be a joke product, you’d go with that jelly material for that… Idk, maybe some people just like the idea of fucking corn
Ok, and now I’m kinda wanting some artsy glass dildos in the same way you’d get with fancy bongs and cannabis pipes…
Yeahh, I’d love to find fancy lampwork toys! These are the fanciest I’ve found and… They are lacking a bit.
Tho the tentacle is pretty fun.
Those are beautiful though. And yeah, I also just kinda love beautiful sex toys in general. Usually the gorgeous stuff I find is in bdsm gear, especially with nice wood and leather work, but I love all sorts of artsy sex toys
Crushing the timely notifications, lemmy…
Yeah I love the aesthetics of glass toys, and that they’re very fun doesn’t hurt either. But oh god, I love the fancy BDSM gear most of all. If only I had a heaping pallet of cash, there’s a few hundred creators on etsy / fet that I would make it rain on…
Yeah, at some point I want to get a pair of nice floggers, and I’ve been wanting to get some more leather clothes, especially some nicer stuff to wear to contests and such. And that’s all without touching on kink furniture or the tools to try making my own stuff (of higher quality than the various self made implements I already have).
Fuck I could blow so much money on sex and kink stuff…
Very curious about it’s practical application, looks like those ridges could be kind of fun? Was it purely decorative art?
I’ve never gotten around to using it, especially since I’m far more of a clit girl, but if I remember when I’m in the mood I may try and post a review of my weird little corn dildo
Well I guess you could try multiple methods. It doesn’t have to go inside, you could equally grind against it, unless that’s too abrasivenand your clit prefers something softer or more buzzy?