More of a sysadmin humor, but there’s not really a community for that, and from what I’ve seen here, there’s plenty of overlap.

Note: This is just a drill, but it did happen last weekend.

      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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        6 months ago

        Last time it was the data team.

        “We’ll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It’ll be fine and no one will even notice .”

        Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.

        • knightly the Sneptaur@pawb.social
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          6 months ago

          It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD