Imagine getting assigned Kash Patel at the handler academy. Everyone else gets these super cool ones and you get that.
Then he keeps showing up in your personal life, but everyone tells you to be nice because he’s like the idiot runt, but all your handler buddies still give you shit at weekend BBQs.
This is major fucking news. What business could he possibly have there? Maybe they told him the bourbon is amazing.
This is very insensitive. He’s attending his handler’s wedding. This should be a thing of joy and you people just want to make it about conspiracies.
Imagine getting assigned Kash Patel at the handler academy. Everyone else gets these super cool ones and you get that.
Then he keeps showing up in your personal life, but everyone tells you to be nice because he’s like the idiot runt, but all your handler buddies still give you shit at weekend BBQs.
Care to name some of the “super cool” ones? As far as I can tell the targets are all fucking idiots.
my guess is he’s delivering intel to assist with russian hacking of the midterm elections
Russia = Vodka
Firmware update and hardware maintenance.
I could see him falling for Russian “bourbon” after being lulled into a Russian “club” over Russian “concerns”… hence a “trip”.