TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoNo good deed goes unpunishedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up1264arrow-down124
arrow-up1240arrow-down1imageNo good deed goes unpunishedlemmy.worldTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square34linkfedilink
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 month agoIt was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoAlways end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
minus-squareHeHoXa@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoYeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
minus-squarejoelfromaus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·1 month agoI’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
minus-squareHanrahan@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYou’ve set a very high bar indeed!
It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
Hmm rattly.
Your farts would be so fucking fresh
I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
Condoms people condoms
that is the bridge too far?
You’ve set a very high bar indeed!