🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon mishears a coworkersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1466arrow-down17
arrow-up1459arrow-down1imageAnon mishears a coworkersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square22linkfedilink
minus-squareThteven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·2 months agoHuman butthole wrinkles are unique, like a fingerprint.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoThis is how I unlock my phone.
minus-squareErr(()).unwrap()@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoWhen the small intestine has to be temporarily removed during surgery, surgeons use a tool similar to a coat rack to hang it. Afterwards, they just shove it back into the gut and let it wriggle itself back into shape.
minus-squaredethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThe precursor to a colonic map biometric unlock.
Human butthole wrinkles are unique, like a fingerprint.
Squat on the inkpad, perp.
This is how I unlock my phone.
When the small intestine has to be temporarily removed during surgery, surgeons use a tool similar to a coat rack to hang it. Afterwards, they just shove it back into the gut and let it wriggle itself back into shape.
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The precursor to a colonic map biometric unlock.