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    Ben Franklin: “Cool!”

    John Adams: “Women, okay, but unlanded men!?!?!?”

    Washington: “You guys are practicing sustainable farming now, right?”

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      Additionally:

      Alternative Washington: “If the government is making so much money, why is anyone unlanded!?!?”

      Hamilton: “Don’t you see that unlanded men voting is your ENTIRE problem?! They don’t have the time to be involved in politics!”

      Jefferson: “You have LOST your CONNECTION with the LAND, only FARMERS are real people!”

      Madison: “Awful lot of SLAVES walking around here like they own the place…”

      John Jay: “You Mormons are strange fellows, but you steam a good Theodemocracy”