Elon is exactly that weird asshole kid in school with absolutely no mental maturation since fifth grade but his body did get older and fatter.
You left out the part where he eats rocks for attention.
It would be kind of fun to start a rumour on Twitter that he has a micropenis. Like get a hashtag going and REALLY make him melt down.
Not that anyone having one is funny, but he would lose his mind.
I love this kind of idea but so many are against it saying it denigrates those with a micropeen, and I guess in a way they’re right, but I think it takes away one of our
most powerfultools. (If I was still in my bi days, I’d go for a guy w/ a micropeen 1000x over a pathetic loser like Elon, even his billions couldn’t make up for it.)As an example, I’m a trans person and it would bring me joy to see rumors about Elon being trans just to fuck with him because I know it’s a pathetic person that takes being trans as an insult.
What if we started a hashtag that said something like “Elon being trans or having a micropenis is normal and we should support him”? It would bug the fuck out of him either way.
Normalize Elon’s Micropeen!
Like almost concern trolling!
I’m really tired of people talking about Elon’s micropenis as if it represents his masculinity.
Elon’s micropenis is beautiful like anyone else’s.
It’s called enoughmuskspam
Marvellous.
