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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Scientists use lasers to determine the age of sharks

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Scientists use lasers to determine the age of sharks

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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Not many scientific studies sound like a Bond film, but ours really does involve lasers, sharks and doctors (of research, not the evil kind).

cross-posted from: https://news.abolish.capital/post/46966

Not many scientific studies sound like a Bond film, but ours really does involve lasers, sharks and doctors (of research, not the evil kind).


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      Literally, my brain is flooded with Dr. Evil upon seeing lasers and sharks in the same sentence. I can’t think about anything else until i look away.

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      I have a gun in my room. Give me five seconds, I’ll come back and blow their brains out.

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        You just don’t get it do you Scott?

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      Fricken laserbeams

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      Even sharks deserve a warm meal

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      Beat me to it. Respect.

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      EXACTLY what I thought

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    Frickin’ laser beams!

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    Fun entirely tangentially related fact, if you want a fun disposable email for random online services you’ll never use again, try https://www.sharklasers.com/ !

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    doctors (of research, not the evil kind).

    I’m sure the folks at Unit 731 told themselves the same thing.

    (This is a joke.)

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    That’s clearly a juvenile tree shark

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      Landshark.

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        knock, knock … “Candygram!”

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    Pew pew

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    Ok…but that actually soundsreally really cool!

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    That shark does not look happy

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      deleted by creator

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    If they get the reference, they pass

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