There was actually a large shipment of illegal sex toys seized in the Czech Republic, and the customs office held an auction with publicly disclosed contents of the package. There were several suspicious amounts. I have a copy of the list and I will post it in an hour when I get to my PC. (You can use the “save” function to come later)
“erotic aid for penis without usb”
This implies the existence of…
I am handicapped, my penis does not have a USB port. I am thankful that there are erotic aids made for people like me.
Well how do YOU charge penises? 🤷
With my mouth ajar?
Sure, that works.
With a proprietary connector, unfortunately.
Your MOM’S a proprietary connector!
She still works for Bumble, right? 😉
Nothing suspicious here lol
I am kinda curious what about these was illegal. Like, are they particularly shoddy home-made stuff? Just some boring lack of import permits? Does Czechia have strict laws around sex toys?
Nah, likely just incorrectly declared and the importer failed to respond to a tax evasion fine. The Czech Republic is pretty lax when it comes to regulating such things. They could be legalized without a CE certificate, just some paper work.
You can use the “save” function to come later
Yeah you can
Or I can reply to your comment and have you receive a notification. Yeah, it’s done, I even extracted the images from the document (native res, no scaling).
Haha thanks!
But unfortunately, tone doesn’t carry well through text, and may be especially poorly conveyed to someone who isn’t a native speaker (which I’m assuming, from your username). My previous comment was meant to be read with an insinuating tone, playing on your use of the term “come”.
60min are over.
We need that information!For research.
Sorry, there have been tech problems. It’s done, I’ll just extract and upload the rest of the images from the PDF.
(Disclaimer: My comment earlier was not to be taken seriously)
Thank you for the update :)
Wild to get a shipment in such an odd quantity, I mean 293 kilos you might as well round up.
Yea it would be really wierd for there to be exactly 287 kilos
Who in their right mind ships 264 kilos?
I turned it over to evidence and got the receipt for the 32 kilos plus one more that was open but mostly there.
I would do it because I don’t have enough money for 265kg. :(
I don’t know what you mean, 250 kg is a nice, round number
Not sure about you but 2 and 5 have a lot of edges.
Well this is great news, after validating ans unloading the 220 kg of drugs we can begin to document them.
I wish people would stop sharing this meme. Shortly after it came out and became viral, that guy got in a HUGE amount of trouble with the Bolivian authorities. They raided his house, sent him to prison, they literally kidnapped his wife and kids, and I’m just fucking with you guys I have no idea who this is.
Umm. That’s his padding to stop a bullet.
Slightly less than nothing to see here.
Hey ostomy bags arent funny. Full ones even less so
