How am I supposed to wear gloves if I had a raccoon instead of a ring on my finger? 🤔
we put literally trillions into developing ai yet practically nothing into cross training raccoons to order door dash for us
honestly i’d trust a smart phone savvy raccoon with access to my door dash account before an ai
I don’t trust delivery apps. But I trust raccoons.
I saw a raccoon on my drive home yesterday. It was a good day
Raccoons once broke in and stole a pack of cookies from me. I woke up and chased them out, but they kept the cookies and we’re not going to give them back no matter what.
sometimes you have to share the joy
They earned those cookies. Stupid cat just slept there like nothing happened?!
Still 10 years behind the curve, you’re gonna wish you got an assault raccoon one morning in the near future
