I would use crows. There are many cases showing crows hold grudges, have facial recognition, and will teach other crows. It’s perfect. Plus they may bring gifts and trinkets
So …we wear a blank face mask hoping they focus in the uniform and them systematically harass/adjust m abuse crows in a police uniform and hope they take the hint?
Doesn’t seem feasible without also getting slammed for impersonating the po-po, sadly…
I was thinking more we befriend the crows and anyone they see as a threat they would attack because they will protect their food source. I would prefer not to harass them.
Like that story about the lady who befriended the local crows but then they started attacking everyone that came near her house. Then the neighbors started to feed them too and the crows ended up looking out for the neighborhood.
I would imagine if every neighborhood did this then the crows would see the cops as a threat to be harassed, especially if the cops threaten the people that feed them. Probably not as great as comrade goat but hey, I think crows could make good allies lol
This is the birth of a supervillain who trains birds to attack people in police uniforms.
Comrade Crow, vol. 1: An Attempted Murder
This would be a super hero’s arch. A supervillain would be a cop doing this to attack minorities and the disabled.
Villain originally meant “villager”. Look at the superheroes we’ve got - they overwhelmingly work with the police.
I say villain in this context to mean a criminal, an opponent of the status quo. Like the good guys from The Boys.
I would use crows. There are many cases showing crows hold grudges, have facial recognition, and will teach other crows. It’s perfect. Plus they may bring gifts and trinkets
Crows are based.
So …we wear a blank face mask hoping they focus in the uniform and them systematically harass/adjust m abuse crows in a police uniform and hope they take the hint?
Doesn’t seem feasible without also getting slammed for impersonating the po-po, sadly…
I love the idea, just you go first
I was thinking more we befriend the crows and anyone they see as a threat they would attack because they will protect their food source. I would prefer not to harass them.
Like that story about the lady who befriended the local crows but then they started attacking everyone that came near her house. Then the neighbors started to feed them too and the crows ended up looking out for the neighborhood.
I would imagine if every neighborhood did this then the crows would see the cops as a threat to be harassed, especially if the cops threaten the people that feed them. Probably not as great as comrade goat but hey, I think crows could make good allies lol
https://www.oregonlive.com/trending/2021/02/portland-womans-viral-story-of-accidentally-creating-a-loyal-army-of-crows-is-sweet-but-is-it-true.html
That’s amazing that they’re flexible about it - I’d not credited them with nearly enough intelligence!