Call the police
Hjonk
Aaaw, it wants to dismember me.
Don’t tread on me or we’ll have words.
I know geese have a bad reputation, but I’ve never seen them act poorly. In fact I’ve hand-fed wild geese in a local park.
Gooses!
Just wait, goose-story people will be along shortly to terrify you with Tales of Goose Encounters.
I was once bitten by a gøøse. It was pretty nasti.
I’ve got a hoard of Canadian Geese that lives in my backyard all year round. They’re temperamental, territorial, and get in fights amongst one another constantly. They also leave a giant mountain of poop wherever they go and are a general nuisance.
As long as you acknowledge them and give them a solid 5ft(1.5m) radius, more if they have a clutch of goslings, then they’ll leave you alone and you won’t have issues. If you’re not paying attention to where you’re going and get too close they will absolutely charge you though.
I don’t live in America, but I’ve heard that these geese have the reputation of being aggressive motherf*ckers.
They are entitled, angry and dumb assholes.
I do not understand why they are protected. There are so many of these pricks where I live. I fantasize about raiding their nests in the spring for big delicious eggs!
They love crossing roads slowly because fuck you. If you maintain your speed all of a sudden they get out of the way. If you slow and wait, they will take ages to cross.
Wife was giving me a hard time because I don’t slow down for them. I told her that if a goose were driving and you were crossing they’d run you over and honk after they did it.
No love for these bastards. All they do is turn grass into gooey green goose shit all day.
A duck is far better.
They are protected because they are migratory birds. You can get a license to kill them if they are constantly on your property.
I don’t like em but no need to kill them unless they are tasty.
You know how Canada has a reputation for being super nice?
They took all the hate and spite humans normally have and stuffed it into these geese.
They are. They also shit fucking everywhere, and are very territorial. Which really sucks if they nest next to the goddamn mailbox.
This is the kind of creature who will murder your family in front of you just to taste your tears…
They aren’t so bad if you leave em alone. they can be territorial, but I find if you don’t even acknowledge them they tend not to bother you back
Hard disagree.
They will provoke an attack if they even think you’re getting too close to their gooslings.
I’ve given them several meters and they still charged at me.
And whatever you do… DO NOT FEED THEM
If you mess with them they’ll mess with you back. If you leave them alone, they will leave you alone
if you leave them alone, they’ll leave you alone
Not exactly. My old work building used to have to shut entrances because of the geese. Theyd apparently nest close to the door and attack anyone who came in or out.
One time i parked my car, then two geese started fighting in front of my car. I went to get out and they both turned toward me. I quickly shut the door and had to wait the fight out.
Theyre dicks.
If you mess with them they’ll mess with you back. If you leave them alone, they will leave you alone
Absolutely not.
I’ve walked to school past so many of these wretched monstrosities I can assure you, there’s no detour wide enough…
¯_(ツ)_/¯ I pass them all the time when they are in my area and I just keep walking and ignore them, passing geese like 1m/2m away.
Awww $#*+! Get down, or it’ll see us!
You mess with the honk, you get the bonk
Van fucking guard!
Yeah you really don’t want athlete’s foot on your dick.
Round
If ya got a problem with Canada gooses then ya got a problem with me, and I suggest ya let that one marinate!
Don’t you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It’s 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
What kind of marinade do you use for goose?
Blood of the innocent.
Awww? This thing is plotting your murder.
Yeah they’re reeeeeal cute, right up until until they decide to nest right outside your front door.
Sure “Aww” as long as it’s on the other side of the glass…
You should run.
