I’m raccoons are cool, but, like…

I’m raccoons are cool, but, like…



“The orange furher glazed when I gave him a blownjob so he loves me and will never do anything that’s not in my best interest.” *
the next time they get checked for STDs they probably find out he gave him all the stds, and maybe some new ones. Of course because we no longer have reliable sex-health services like planned parenthood, that’s probably at their autopsy.


The spit.
Camels are mean like that.


Uniformed consent is not consent.
None of those people consented to be bait- and it never works out well for the bait.
If there’s reasonable cause to switch up trump’s plane, then there’s necessary cause to inform the people remaining behind.


They could be into that.
I bet they’re into that
It’s a bed.
That makes your cat smell like flowers.


You know, if some one created an in-terminal Pac-Man game to play during the update, that’d be awesome.


Wow I love that sign.
I wonder if I could get that as a bumper sticker.


“apple is following normal development processes. Non-news at eleven. Enjoy the slop piggies.”


It’s one of naruto’s signature moves. It makes copies of himself that can act and fight but aren’t the most durable.


the last thing we need is trump learning to make shadow clones. that would probably cause WW3 and WW4. maybe a few extra “Conflicts” somewhere.


Maybe the first one or two or three had it coming,


I prefer to think of these cats as being more like Charlie Chaplin.


It’s amazing how our President and his representatives in the press only speak in macros.


I wouldn’t be surprise if spacex did. Except the whole beam-thing.
I mean. That’s not easy to do and they’re still having trouble with rockets blowing up.


most of them couldn’t afford the island experience. It would have been at his mansion.


I’m pretty sure that they’re talking about people deploying hundreds of VMs in a single go… In which case, licensing fees start racking up; and certain kinds of linux are very good at that kind of deployment.
once you start walking away from end-user computing; as an example, MS holds only 8% of all web-facing servers, where Unix (including linux,) is 90%. Linux distros specifically, are something like 61%. Nobody has even mentions apple’s macOS server options. Roughly half of professional devs use windows as the daily driver; but that largely has to do with organizations and integration with other MS products (like office.)
IMO, more telling in this conversation is the supercomputers… which are entirely some form of linux. And also, MS’s own Azure, clients mostly use linux. And for good reason kubernettes and docker were designed for linux, and it’s just easier. Also, there’s no per-instance license fees for your VM’s if you’re using linux. there is for microslop.
Cats and Chaos?
Maybe that’s more of a trio rather than 2 duos.
also uncomfortable as fuck.
I’m just surprised they didn’t slap some LEDs in the eyes…