The researchers found that when two swarms of crabs collide, they merge and continue in a direction that is the sum of their velocities

I see this being incorporated into a maths lesson about vector addition.

That gives me some 3 Body Problem vibes.

Here’s the summary for the wikipedia article you mentioned in your comment:

Mictyris guinotae is a species of soldier crab of genus Mictyris, endemic to the Ryukyu Islands of Japan. They were named after Danièle Guinot, a professor at the Muséum national d’histoire naturelle in France, and were first treated as a separate species in a tribute volume to Guinot.

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I would bet there’s someone who has made a custom ass shaped computer case.

Is that a vintage xkcd?

Guess it’s not long until the Vogons come.

And then when AI researchers come along to make it so we don’t have to be logic gates in that computer, we complain about “losing our jobs.”

Farts per second…obviously