I thought “CP” was “Child Pornography”

We need to make it backfire for them.

Holden Bloodfeast

I don’t have a garbage truck. I let the city handle that.

Extraction of wealth from the lower classes

We know better today, though. Our narrative will simply end on flames.

Get off my lawn.

LOL

That’s how we got a Mars Rover clone in a FedEx box

If I were still drinking, I’d have tought mine both skills.

!dadjokes@lemmy.world

With their fingers? Like they use to wipe their butts?

Density.

This is why WFH is the way

I’m not sure what “wahter” is, but I guess it’s really bad

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to give the impression that I give a shit.

You’re right, I didn’t start remembering things until I was forty.

Wait, is France actually gonna win? I knew my boss was smart, but I didn’t know she could predict soccer outcomes

TIL fish are cockroaches

(1) No, it’s not (2) even if it were, what they do is too perfectly executed