Average Space Marine chapter master: ‘the Emperor? Yes I know someone who knows a guy who met a guy who had once seen the shoe of a Custodes. So yeah you could say we’re close’

Average Rogue Trader: ‘Johnny the Empy? Yeah we played golf together last week. Like every Tuesday, nothing out of the ordinary. Now excuse me I have to go and have dinner with some eldar royalty’

Being a Rogue Trader slaps when you ain’t got a bitch in your ear telling you its heretical