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Where we’re going we won’t need fingernails

It helps when to be a liquid

Oh no, what does Lisp Machine think about vaccines?

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

They put it back about an hour later

Who’s the one with the bow?

If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.

My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

I can’t wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of

Nice, very trochaic

How the hell are you supposed to exit that?

Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way

Hold my internal organs, I’m going in

Pour it on yourself and you’ll never have to work another day in your life