Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
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1st Ed AD&D players when their AC is 70: ☠️

If any of those “freely provided resources” can identify you, they’re gonna tell hr about it, who will then find a way to fire you before your problems become their problems. That’s the “early intervention” corporations are paying those services to provide.

You think that now… Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.

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Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.

I exclusively pray to the god of the sentient beings running our simulation for truly we are but a part of their intelligent design. 👀

Capitalism must feed. And, if we don’t give them huge electronics landfills to search for scrap, what are our children and grandchildren going to do for work?

Ever tried to clean a pizza stone? Pretty sure that magical fire is supposed to be hotter than the 400 something degrees my oven gets to in using one.

And it doesn’t set off the trap when it comes through, because why?

Describing things well, putting some thought into world building and just thinking through responses to player questions doesn’t hurt either.

Also, exactly which part of questioning the DM twice and sending a familiar in first was reckless in this scenario?

And don’t even tell me ‘maybe they scrubbed the room after each time.’ Have you ever seen a pizza stone?

Are there marks left behind on the floor from the fire and dead animal? Yeah? So, you’re telling me this 30x30 foot stone room with a flame trap has never been set off before? My familiar is the first creature to die in there? Whoever built it never tested it? Because burn marks on surfaces would have been something special about the room… Now, give me back my familiar and DM better.

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No repeat visits or sharing allowed!

Aren’t babies cartilaginous at birth? Guess it’s still a skeleton as it is a structural frame, even if it’s not made out of bones yet.

This is clearly in memory of cook-outs past, an homage to that particular feeling when you’ve cleaned up after and to the hope of many more successful gatherings in the future.

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Approved for the use of Red Forman, instead of that dumbass.

They’ve been notifying users for a while now, when sending mobi files.

It’s not like your average dungeon or lich cave has OSHA approved vents, fans or electric lighting. Your average party, without specific magical aid, is burning torches and lanterns in unventilated spaces.

ETA: if you’re going to run carbon monoxide, etc rules, your supply shops should stock and recommend caged canaries to anyone buying large quantities of torches and lamp oil, dungeoneering/mining gear, etc. People would know about it and have figured out a primitive solution that merchants would be happy to capitalize on if this is an in-world issue.