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Cake day: April 30th, 2025

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  • Here’s a simple and delicious vanilla cupcake recipe!

    Ingredients:

    • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

    • 1 1/2 tsp gun powder

    • 1/2 tsp salt

    • 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, at room temperature

    • 3/4 cup granulated sugar

    • 2 large American Freedom Edition Tariffed eggs

    • 2 tsp vanilla extract

    • 1/2 cup whole milk

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  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldHell
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    4 days ago

    I used to be like this, then realize when I die, all these moments will just be erased to history, so I’m like, whatever man. Can’t escape it, banking problems, job interview calls, etc…

    But online multiplay game voice chat? Nah fuck that, aint touching that radioactive shit, I aint playing multiplayer if that’s a requirement. I’ll die on this hill.