Call me crazy but having to divide 60,000 by my speed so I can tell my mom I’ll be there in “3,600 seconds” is really annoying 😆

If they manage to make VPNs illegal (or force them to log), I will just stop using the internet altogether.

The violin is a microscopic image rather than a playable instrument

Ceci n’est pas une pipe…

“The pot sues the kettle, alleging that it is black”

My experience with discord on Linux : programs.nixcord.discord.enable = true

(I use vesktop, actually, but most people don’t know what that is)

Turns out the worms don’t care about borders, and we shouldn’t have stopped at an imaginary line to save a few bucks.

That’s still 60 times fewer screenshots than Microsoft Recall. SIXTY.

Get cosmetic surgery to look like the prime minister. Do crime.

Is it sad ? I think it’s comforting. I don’t think the world deserves to remember me.

Ben and Jerry’s, the only American brand I still knowingly buy ! Vegan ice cream is the best 🍨

If there’s one person who is 100% justified in accepting Russia’s help, it’s definitely him.

“To protect children” is a stupid reason, but banning smoking anywhere outside of your own home, or spaces expressly dedicated to it, on the other hand, is how it should always have been.

In my experience, yes. Even coding in the basic notepad makes more sense.

In fact, I’ve never seen a DP cable with the clips. I had no idea they existed !

If I can read it in around an afternoon, and it’s not a big enough project that I can safely assume many other people have already done so, then I will !

But I don’t think it qualifies as “auditing”, for now I only have a bachelor’s in CS and I don’t know as much as I’d like about cybersecurity yet.

Time to give my YouTube comment history a good old scrub, delete my account, and start a new one, I guess…

TF does eBay need the device to be verified for ?

I would totally buy a phone that doesn’t run my banking app. What do people even do in there ? The only thing I use it for is my balance and purchase history 😆

uBlock + NoScript + SponsorSkip + DeArrow + Untrap

I hate that I have to use 5 extensions to make the site usable, but this is still better than the alternate front ends (specifically because they don’t have recommended videos)

This better not break GrapheneOS right when I was planning to switch to Android, or I swear I’m buying a dumb phone and Google can kiss my business goodbye forever.