Bro is the reason I started carrying a multitool

People also don’t often kill each other via sex

Been a mapquest guy for years now

a tax on sugar, that includes sugar free drinks.

So, a tax on things that taste sweet, not just things that contribute to diabetes and obesity. One might, in an attempt to point out how silly this is, compare it to a hypothetical tax on things that taste savory.

This is an article about how they’re going to increase taxes on sugar free drinks, which famously don’t cause diabetes or obesity

Yes, I use Debian stable. Oh, you need to borrow my pen?

Every time I try to show someone Haibane Renmei

Floss

A legendary dickhead. “Boo hoo hoo, the city wants me to stop shitting in the creek! Woe is me, my neighbors are offering to pay for my sewer hookup! How cruel and capricious those catholics are, accepting my offer to sell my property! I’ll make them pay for this by attempting to murder their families!”

If there’s a hell then Marvin Heemeyer is dumping a cement mixer full of his own shit in a lake of fire right now

I cut my teeth on a '93 Geo Metro. Approximately 30 lbs wet, not weighed down by things like an automatic transmission or air bags or a tachometer. Had to learn the car’s language, listen when she told me to shift gears. God I miss that little toy car

The lizard is cute

Real advice: get your shit ready the day before. You won’t be stumbling around looking for socks if you found a pair last night. Of your clothes are already in the bathroom, you can walk straight from your bed to the shower. If your lunch box is already packed, you can just grab it from the fridge and go.

Idunno, where I work they basically just pay you to show up if you’re on second shift

Apparently her name is actually Kortney. But reality doesn’t matter when a bunch of redditors get together to hate a woman

Sounds great until either a) a student laughs, says no, and stays on their phone or b) a teacher gets fired for trying to force a student to drop their phone in a cardboard box

Using a network connection as a storage medium? What a fascinating idea

No breeding licenses in my perfect world. New animals come from the inevitable continued practice of illegal breeding, and from strays that aren’t fixed. I’m willing to add a cutout: in any given city, having an unaltered animal can be decriminalized if shelters are at a combined <20% capacity.

You want unpopular? I’ll give you unpopular. No-kill animal shelters are ultimately more harmful to animals than kill shelters.

Instead of euthanizing one violent or chronically ill or old or otherwise unadoptable animal, you spend your limited space and resources keeping it alive while you turn away a dozen perfectly healthy and well-behaved animals who could have been adopted but were instead let loose on the street or were euthanized elsewhere.

Even euthanizing otherwise adoptable animals is a net positive, because there are more companion animals in need of homes than there are homes willing and able to take them in.

As long as it’s legal to make your animals make more animals, culling their populations will remain an ecological necessity. Which brings me to unpopular opinion #2: it should be straight up flat out illegal to own a pet that isn’t spayed or neutered, no exceptions. I don’t care if you think your munchkin cat’s fucked up tiny legs are cute. The state should be able to seize your animals and have them fixed with or without your consent.

You know what? Now I agree with Dicska, let’s get these things banned

Debatable at best. The sequel takes place a decade later with the devil still furious that he lost the duel, and deciding to challenge Johnny again.

It isn’t pride if you’re actually the best there’s ever been