surprised no one has mentioned dropbear yet. i don’t remember the name off the top of my head, but there’s a relatively easy way to setup your initramfs to listen for SSH connections, authenticate with a private key, and send the unlock key. bonus points for writing a script to do it automatically with cute names, e.g. “sendkey helium.intra” or whatever

i am

brain

i need it spelled out

what do you mean by “spell”? what do you mean by “brain”?

matrix. it’s not perfect, but it’s the least shit option i’ve found so far. in the poorly paraphrased words of bjarne stroustrup, “there are only two kinds of chat protocols: the ones people complain about, and the ones nobody uses”

is this the part where i’m supposed to feign surprise? oh, gee golly heavens! i can’t believe this!

“homework”

what was the price before?! lol

if i suggested encrypting said files before uploading them to cloud storage, would that be good advice or ramblings-of-the-homeless-man-on-the-corner-warning-of-the-black-helicopters

edit: at least maybe the tax data

what distro was he using?

i oughta upload a video in the vein of “it’d be a damn shame if someone mentioned that i’m hosting a peertube instance” lmao

arch is for edgelords – debian sid is where it’s at :P

GIGABIT per SECOND?!?!!! i will blow you to mirror my videos once i set up an instance

eye contact too

i’m a hipster who produces 640x480 @ 30.00. we actually might be out here

i’d love to self-host an instance, but my uplink bandwidth is rather poor (~20mbps at peak)

for a small instance how well could i do?

my second favorite extension after ublock origin!

nah, we smoke the cloud like ops

i smoked some good weed like half an hour ago, do i need to wait

noooo i have work and shit

oh god… that’s even more expensive. but my life will never be complete without it…

you motherfucker.