Is this a 🚗 joke I am too 🚲 to understand?

He was never successfully assassinated but there were definitely a lot of attempts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_attempts_on_Adolf_Hitler

Wait I don’t understand how changing your CNAME to A records resolved your problem. Did your wife’s computer simply not resolve the CNAME records?

Ubuntu Pro gives you 5 more years of security updates for versions that are EoL. You can see it here if you scroll down to the maintenance schedule https://ubuntu.com/security/esm