MEIN LEBEN!

Man, this really isn’t the future I was picturing when I was growing up, but here we are.

When that song comes on the club goes wild.

Only the most delectable cuts for my midnight sandwich.

BEHOLD. My girlfriend.

Maximum snuggle potential.

Bang me in flavortown!

We have a Sev 1….owl related.

I did dual booting for a month just to make sure there wasn’t a single use case for windows left. Not ONE use case for me.

Yeah I TLS. Take Legendary Shits!

Security: Ehhhh…secure enough.

First we scope the joint out, then run in with the knife. No one has stopped me yet. No one else shows up either. It’s a dumpster.

A non-zero chance this dog is Lisan al Gaib.

Who would have thought a three year olds drawing of a car would have not resonated with the masses.

Cat: I was just…investigating….who could have done this.

I make over 73 cents a month staring at the sidewalk as I walk to work. With 3 easy payments of 59.99 I can show you how.

I have never seen something generated by AI and thought it had any quality at all.

Alexa, play Spankfest 8.

I would like to subscribe to safety duck facts.

I need that cum hat.