I believe you can configure that

Sideloading on iOS is free but a total PITA. There is little incentive to build an app for such a small userbase

Don’t worry they’ll just discontinue it in a few years

I have some good news for you

Sadly nope

I believe they mean your OS login, which it cannot

Do consider that if it’s never been used, the battery may be so dead that you have to replace it. I have had to do this with a new one I bought, and it seems to be a common issue for new old stock.

…this is programmer humor