Jim Whitehurst? The guy who sold Red Hat to IBM? Cool, cool, cool. Cool.
Jim Whitehurst? The guy who sold Red Hat to IBM? Cool, cool, cool. Cool.
Me: I want to play games until I get fat
Konami: yo, there you go
Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym
Konami: I’m way ahead of you
Pretty sure a nail wouldn’t stick well to a street.
Use a dowel and a screw.
Scooping ice cream, eh? Gonna have sore muscles all over my body for a week
Bird flu is an influenza virus, not a corona virus. Thus the “flu” in “bird flu”.
Also, Covid-19 wasn’t Corona 1, we already had SARS, etc.
You’re paranoid, mate
Yea, I’m not a pedophile just because I look like that. I mean, I am a pedophile, but NOT because I look like that!
(For legal reasons, this is a joke.)
Fuck, I missed the two best times to start