I missed out on “not pooping for a week” being the hot topic but there is more potential for funny answers to that than whatever is going on with moths and beans right now. And if you want to not poop for a week, I’ve heard opioids are effective.

Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

Fantastic price for a colonoscopy for those that don’t have good health insurance.

The duality of wolf.

Relatable.

Congratulations on your five new cats!

This is what happens when you feed one after midnight.

I’m more surprised it took them this long. Thankfully there are already many decent alternative messaging apps.