How many hotdogs do you eat a day?

Well cats are cute aliens so…

panics about trying not to panic
change da world. my final message. goodb ye

Can we make “no worms!” a thing? I like it

Long distance bdsm

It’s so watery. And yet, there’s a smack of banan to it

Always wanted to do this. I grew up in a town with a seasonal trolley, nicely flat tracks were unused in the colder months. Would have been perfect, but tricky to get the wheels just right to avoid derailment

I saw the reddit thread the modder made, they said they ran Minecraft within Minecraft within Minecraft using this. Ingeniously absurd, I’m all for it

For RATM specifically I think hateful people believe that Zack de la Rocha is endorsing killing in the name of

Great way to protect your teeth, simply deepthroat the glizzy and inhale the sugary liquid

What in the goddamn?

Stealf 100

They’re still out there. The answer you’re looking for is “ziperto”

Reminds me of this

Oh no they found me

Once in HS my biology teacher was talking about IVF, and at some point in his lecture he hypothetically asked “what do you do with all those eggs?” And I answered “make an omelette.” He was not pleased. The class liked it though

Need 😩

Oh nooo I’m jaywalking again! Someone needs to stop me before I commit more heinous misdemeanors!

I’m finally playing this rn for the first time, and it’s absolutely full of based stuff like this. Not sure why I waited so long, I’m not even playing the remake because I have a comfy GameCube/CRT set up in my room