Judge all you want girl! This is still better than making out on a bare fucking rock!

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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I think you’re correct. In South Korea at least 22 people died. The article you linked doesn’t mention any casualties (or I didn’t notice them).

“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”

What about Texas?

I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe

Astarion has the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful beautiful gazelle person.

COMEFROM is my go to function;

This reminds me of this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lY0M917Ue6Y

I’m trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: “Hi, excuse me. I’m looking for tomatoes.”

You: “We are out for today.”

C: “Oh, that’s unfortunate.”

You: “” (still avoiding eye contact)

C: “Well, how about I come back tomorrow?”

You: “There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow.”

C: “Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?”

You: “If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes.”

C: “Are you alright?”

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

I haven’t read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!

Thanks dog!

We need that template! 👷

The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion…

What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.