A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone
A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone
Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.
So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.
I think you’re correct. In South Korea at least 22 people died. The article you linked doesn’t mention any casualties (or I didn’t notice them).
“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”
What about Texas?
I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe
This reminds me of this:
I’m trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.
You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:
C: “Hi, excuse me. I’m looking for tomatoes.”
You: “We are out for today.”
C: “Oh, that’s unfortunate.”
You: “” (still avoiding eye contact)
C: “Well, how about I come back tomorrow?”
You: “There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow.”
C: “Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?”
You: “If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes.”
C: “Are you alright?”
Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.
I haven’t read your post, but you are obviously wrong!
I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!
We need that template! 👷
The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:
Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo
Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion…
What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.
Basically I see two options:
This works for advertisers and based on your “profile” you are strongly influenced by the ads shown to you. So might just as well give your data to Meta and Google, who already sell profiled (and not individualised) ads.
This doesn’t work for advertisers and you are not strongly influence by the ads shown to you. So the advertisers could just as well put a link somewhere and hope it is found by their target audience.
Also I don’t my browser, my OS or any other core component on my system to be in bed with people who are trying to extract as much money as possible from me.
There are radio stations, financed through ads. And they check if people are listening by calling random persons to ask them what station they are listening to.
So this is a viable business model and nobody is stopping anybody from putting plain pictures and links on sites and just estimate the page visits, but online advertisers want to know more. They always want more.
At the same time, a browser is the essential software to browse the web. So this is as if your TV was like:
Yo, many people mute their TV during commercials and don’t pay attention, which kills the poor networks. So I made a deal with advertisers and will check what your doing, while I provide unmutable ads , but don’t worry, your privacy is very important to us and we only care about providing to you the best TV experience possible.
I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.