You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.

Assuming there’s any left by then.

If being an adult is having children and being married or even having a girlfriend (or whatever you like); then I’m good with just having a house, cars, hobbies, being able to travel, and endless entertainment.

And that’s how you get sabotage, work place accidents, broken equipment, data breaches, intellectual theft, and well theft in general. Social Security is a double entendre; you know to keep grampa at home from fucking shit up.

Ah makes sense, I guess you can have a North Korean “Hotdog” still.

They only banned this South Korea two years ago bro, where do you live?

Honestly, learning things one way kind of sticks with you. I’ve also done a lot more —I wouldn’t say advanced— maybe just above basic stuff in excel that I just don’t want to relearn how to do it differently; like making auto-fill using a csv database, and yes I’m lazy but hey I only worked 2 hours out of an 8 hour day.

I use libre for everything else, though their spelling correction is annoying. Don’t you dare use a British English spelling sigh.

That’s true, it’s just there’s so many… I kinda like to watch it burn a little bit; but I guess that increases the job value.

Here’s Johnny!

I’m only going for it for taking care of family and well my body is starting to break down.

I did see there was a humanoid female robot being sold in China now. 175k. Cheaper than my last few ex’s.

He will when he goes in the hot box. I meant the charging box.

I heard you like roombas and dog shit.

Hey now that’s a humanoid being tasered to comply. oh wait bro…

I’m kind of surprised they don’t do hybrid controllers yet. As in the experimental kind used for prosthetics. Combine that with an EEG headset. Sounds like fun to me. Then again setup time would be a pain.

Come on y’all! Baby Shark! Actually just kill me.

Oh I was being sarcastic when I wrote it was just a prank lol sorry

Yeah no kidding or stabbed, not everyone has a “flight” response. But it was just a prank.

I didn’t know that, that’s kinda cool.

I would say cat’s have a “no fucks’ givin” personality. Which in a way I like, but it does seem like they have a different mental structure. My other cat is a scaredy cat and runs away from me sometimes… yet he always sleeps in my bed or laundry and hides under my bed when there’s a storm (Stockholm Syndrome?) or comes to complain to me when he doesn’t get his treats; oh yeah and protests by eating dry food if I don’t give him wet food.

I lost the game, but Ice cream for everyone anyway!