…software is next…

…the most you’d ever need would be five; six offers a spare in case one’s lost…

…my cat loved to do this with the styrofoam inserts from my original transformers boxes…

YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!

…we get a good dinner once per week on a good week; we get a good week once per month on a good month; we get a good month once per season on a good season; we get a good season once per year…

…how about blaming trashy fast slow food priced higher than table service at a proper sit-down restaurant?..

…the disinformation sphere is real, man: learn from our failure and do what you can to save yourselves before it drags you down, too…the problem won’t go away on its own and will take some hard decisions and harder actions against laissez-faire propaganda…

…gay space communism FTW!..

…today i told a coworker that i was listening to the transformers soundtrack because transformers rule and i also have a huge transformers collection because transformers totally rule, and he sent me that emoji in response…

…funny thing is aperture science isn’t even included in that graphic but it fits right in…

…i was scrolling usenet around 17.30 CDT on april 29th, 1992 when a friend posted that a riot was gathering outside his window; the news broke about an hour later…

(yep, but i just woke up as i was typing, so i’ll leave it as a mark of shame)

…oh, that’s pretty!..reminds me of when i redecorated my bedroom the summer of `83…

…get that f*ucking plural-comma apostrophe out of my face…

^{1 head + 5 handle}

“Turbo-revvin’ punk! I’ll straighten you out yet!”

…park a maverick next to a nineties ranger; the difference is ridiculous…

We’d love to, but manufacturers keep trying to force them down our throats.

…that’s not where they’re supposed to go…

YOU wOULDN’T
DOWNLOAd A
CIVILISATION

…i use base 12 every day; it’s fantastically useful and foundational to civilisation for good reason…