Sounds like Uncle Sam needs to step in and nationalize this thing
No
Sounds like Uncle Sam needs to step in and nationalize this thing
The other 3 agree, but silently are agreeing with it
I feel you. I signed up for a Border’s rewards card the day before the company went under
Just picturing a tax agent standing in a pasture taking notes when a cow toots
Finally, a sane option for the working folk
They waited til I moved away to do the right thing.
“Hahah, oh The Onion, you sure have run out of ideas, this article didn’t even have a punchline.”
It was then that Muse realized it was in fact, not The Onion.
Name checks out
HAH-HAH!
Ahh… I love the Find Out stage
This would unironically work on me
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Huh. P really is stored in the balls.
Double edit: wow, this is my top comment??
Jill was probably too busy sucking Putin’s cock and reading her cue cards
“You fool, you’re trying to get two twink penguins together, and they both prefer bears!”
An internet search lead me to discover its a chemical compound called isoamyl acetate that’s commonly found in some whisky. Maybe some of us are more sensitive to it?
Ah yes, a cat that knows the refined taste of Evan Williams, the only bourbon to taste like banana peels.
Just typing the name, my stomach started gurgling up some PTSD flashbacks
Careful, some tankies are going to wail about torturous prison experience he went through while having to simultaneously ignore the emaciated Ukrainian POWs