I’m jelly of Americans, who will never have to deal with that bullshit. Nope, not at all!

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

Yup. “Trans” is the new “witch”.

It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a “Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor”

It was busy uploading a sock.

Stanley nickels?

Seconded. It was the first Linux that “just worked” for me, and has done so across 4 different machines now.

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.

Funko pops are the herpes of civilization.

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

It’s so plug & play