That’s the one

Hey Linux, sudo rm -rf /

sigh I’m surrounded by idiots.

“Sure thing boss” you fucking moron.

I can’t remember the other program that’ll do it.

But there’s another one that’ll list all the processes using a file.

Tip of my tongue fuck.

Wait, are you implying that religion is… stupid? Couldn’t be. All the magic and hatred.

They burned their trash. Hence the burning bush.

When it updatedssystem files it’ll do this when you shut down your computer.

If you never shut it down it never will lol

Ratatouille awareness is far, far too low.

Amen

I’m cool with someone deciding to do this.

I mean, I’ll decide not to go on the date, but that you do you.

Your lack of ability to judge my character leading up to the date, and the general sense of paranoia leading to a decision like this, aren’t qualities I’m looking for in a partner.

Neither is starting things from a place of outright suspicion. Like. I’m not judging. I just have zero interest.

Dicks out for Jane goodall

Reddit used to be like this. The enshittification happened so gradually.

They’ve been blocking Vons for years.

The absolute degradation of the site is appalling. And most of the comments read like they’re written by children, because I’m assuming most of them are.

The absolute stupidity of everything on the site is flabberghasting.

You can download everything posted on Reddit prior to the great api ban in a torrent. So yeah it’s still out there.

Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.

I’m fucking dying. This is gold.

Krrreennngggggggg

I like this.

There was a post on /r/chstgpt (ew, Reddit) where some guy asked what happened when his potato salad was out in a salad spinner at 30,000rpm and it was the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

It would be a shame to lose the aneurysm equivalent.

A life sized portrait? That really dials it up a notch.

I had a dream last night where I met Donald trump after he gave an appalling speech. I told him his suit jacket still had a label on it and he droned on unintelligibly about nothing while I took Tylenol 1s for some reason. Then I turned into a bird and flew to the airport.

Think about it.

Hail Satan!