i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

olives > cooked meal

that image is from the whitest gif of all time

Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?

Alberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents’ house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper

The one chemical Alex Jones doesn’t object to the government putting in the water. I’m sure he already puts it in his

won’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!

>tfw there’s no qt anime babe to deport you to greenland

sex with hitler pales in comparison to sex with hitler 2

Guns don’t kill people, bullets flying out of guns very fast kill people

it was just one guy who was like

 for num in range(3000000):

  if num < 23000:

    Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True)

    continue

  Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

.cpp is the funniest file extension, .see PP lmaooooooo

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

i thought it was obvious i was joking but yeah, that would be faster

the topic differentiation technology doesn’t exist yet, so i just hit ctrl+c about a second after i hit enter

my shit is optimized AF

I have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my .zshrc i have fastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }

which is total bullshit btw. typical neolib insanity. mcdonalds fries are the best

they changed several words. the original T-shirt is “Fuck McDonalds | Burger King’s Fries Are Much Better”

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

it’s a long shot, but i’m hoping that given how incompetent the trump admin is, they just release all the files on whitehouse.gov, but you can remove the black highlighter with inspect element