Wow what a cute racoon-cat-porcupine-fox

Goblins are real

Too bad they deleted the scene where Jim Office stuffed cotton balls in his ass for muffling

“It’s all ogre now,” President Putin declares as he pushes the Big Red Button

Bloons TD 6 is $1.39 so I bought a copy for my wife so we can play together.

What gets me is when I set to sort results by top, 1 month (for example) and it shows posts from 2 years ago

she slop my hog til I oink

Listen, you gotta stop shitting in the kids’ sand box. It’s unhygienic!

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

A necklace doesn’t inhibit movement but okay.

My parents sucked but I’m grateful they at least didn’t leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

I thought the flight was to Corsica not Coruscant!!