sell my baseball cards, i don’t care.

12% is more than I thought would be active.

i hear it’s getting to be as bad as texas over there.

Milder winters though, so fewer frozen bodies.

“Yeah Actually” is the response.

parrot goes bwaak.

this mf has four people feed him headlines from his own fucking newspaper and regurgitates it because he doesn’t know any better.

I’m not convinced that guy’s a real president, so no name changes for him.

I’ll stick with the original scenario and gratefully receive $10,000 for saving a life.

But thank you for your new offer.

I feel like New Orleans will be into being an island.

that was not a stipulation.

“surrounded by the Gulf of Mexico, by the end of the century”

hate to break it to these researchers, but the Gulf of Mexico has had New Orleans cornered for quite some time.

Prolong an inevitable death by one second for $10,000.

Is that stackable?

About 2 people are dying every second regardless, so if i don’t take the money, 2 people die.

Im actually saving a life by briefly capping the death rare at 1.

If you think the way to stop genocide is to promote and execute genocide, you’re the zionist.

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This popular “don’t disagree with idiots” ploy is not as effective a strategy as people think.

What a cartful of crap.

Trump and GOP are ruining everything and OP wants to whine about the politically motivated, active citizens trying to make a difference.

You crybaby edgelord.

cats having 9 lives is pretty popular around the wotld, but so are 6 and 7

Unless that cat is German or Italian or Brazilian, Spanish, Egyptian and a bunch of other countries where cats have less than nine lives and that octopus will have bullets to spare.

i don’t know snuffin’

and between that, people voted him into power