Top… of the list for layoffs 🫪

Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.

I initially thought this was a cat-related meme for some reason

Me personally? No.

The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

1. Hear drone
2. Hide for 8 minutes
3. Drone evaded

This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’

The only correct response to political pressure from the USA is stronger resistance

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

A bit UK specific: this is Nigel Farage’s newest challenger in the Clacton by-election

In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.

Being silently judged by the can before I even get my hand into it 👀

Dozens of Israelis from the country’s security, political and cultural elite have threatened legal action against their government over support for Jewish terrorism and an “ideology of ethnic cleansing” in the occupied West Bank, according to a leaked letter.

Two former prime ministers, former heads of all the Israeli security services, former judges, a Nobel laureate and the country’s most revered living novelist were among the signatories to a “final warning” over violence against Palestinians.

They demanded immediate action to “eradicate Jewish terrorism”, cataloguing years of attacks – including murder, sexual assault, theft, arson and desecration of the dead – by civilian and military perpetrators who acted with “almost complete impunity”.

Perhaps they’d like to place a bulk order for the new Commodore phone?

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

This is happening in too many countries for it to just be coincidence. Who is pushing it, why, and how do we get rid of them? [Edit for typo]

such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators

It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.

The word ‘manhandled’ is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline