Americans: How does it feel to be part of the USSR (The United States of Soviet Russia)? P.S. Send some more popcorn - we’ve run out. Best regards, Europe.

Who the fuck cares who loves who and who fucks who?

Just wait until you hear about “Dutch Mountains”…

Trump is losing it!

Great news!

Nothing that duct tape won’t fix.

Why Europe do not help? HELP ME OR THEY WILL TALK ABOUT TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES!

Trump: Europe bad! Europe rip off me! We don’t need Europe! NATO BAD! Europe take all my money! Bad! Trump’s illegal war: US needs help! GIVE ME MORE WAR!

Best hump plumbs! Hump hump!