False dichotomy, much?

The phrase is “leopards ate my face” but I like where your head is at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Moochers! Where are their bootstraps?!

Because nothing rehabilitates criminals better than cutting them off from their families. smh

That’s more than I ever wanted to know about hairless cats.

Either way, its junk is on your table. How about we go out for dinner?

Big “I LOVE my sibling” vibes

For a short while, that must have smelled amazing