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My husband isn’t on Lemmy, lol. I was just pointing out that my house has a similar light dynamic as this guy’s. And that sometimes it’s the wife with the light sensitivity. And yes, I know I’m weird for it compared to other people. :)

I’m the wife and I’m like you. I will stand in the dark and wait for my eyes to adjust rather than turn on a light.

We have fairy lights and red LED string lights for the high traffic areas to dissuade hubby from flipping on the overhead.

Low light motion sensor nightlights for a couple spots so that we don’t step on a cat on the way to the bathroom.

The kitchen lights are dimmable, so we can go bright when needed to cook, and dim if just searching for a snack.

I love it. He has given in and adjusted. I find it calm and cozy.

As I was reading, I had to check that this wasn’t The Onion writers, the tone is so spot on.

Is this from a satire site I don’t know about?

What kind of chair is this, if you don’t mind?

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Also I love how his colors coordinate with the blanket! He’s very pretty

My cats do that too, they also drool in two specific circumstances even if you aren’t petting them.

One, the gray cat when you are holding her and your hair is long enough to stick her face in, she’ll drool in your hair. No petting really required.

Two, if the tabby is in your lap making biscuits she drools. Sometimes she’ll make a little slurpy sound first like she’s trying not to.

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