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“That’s future you’s problem, I only care about present me’s problem.”
“That’s future you’s problem, I only care about present me’s problem.”
You don’t roll around much? Jail.
You roll around too much? Believe it or not, jail.
We have the best dice in the world. Because of jail.
Change them all to say “The Wizard” and you have a preview of their post release content schedule
No amount of soft skills will get people to read signs though
You think he can afford apostophes on this budget?
They’re denying that this is actually the root cause https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/cpus/intel-denies-reports-that-it-identified-a-root-cause-for-core-i9-crashing-issues-investigation-continues
He Steve’d it for sure
If you go Bard, instead of handing out a Bardic Inspiration die, it should be Bardic Inspiration pie.
5e Marut: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
Watch out for that Cloaker, Steve Drowin!
Oh, you don’t want to pay for the nonsense we made up? Guess we’ll just ship it back to you in pieces, good luck with that.
Level Up A5E: I’m here too guys!
Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1
GM: …
GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
Growing up I skipped the PS1/Saturn/N64 generation so I’ve never had nostalgia for that super early low poly 3D era
My time is here
I’m about 60% certain there’s a magic item that’s essentially a chainsaw in WotC 5e material
The future that sovereign citizens didn’t know they were striving towards