Shamrock shake, abandonded mall, the hippo ballerina from Fantasia

My org is encouraging it…

A website is an app that’s too poor to have it’s own app

We aim to please
You aim too, please

Chrono Trigger, the villain for much of the story becomes a playable character. Really solid party member though

Did you use the hole as the bowl? Where did you inhale from, the charger port? Or do you just shove most of the phone into your mouth and hope for the best?

I want to smoke through my computer.

At my workplace eng management won’t shut up about AI and vibe coding.

It’s kind of practical when standing or walking slowly, like at a fair. Since it’s got a shoulder strap I don’t have to hold it all the time. But you can’t set it down with anything in it. Cleaning is a little awkward but not terrible, give it a good soak and use a bottle brush to get all the way down.
It is fun to drink out of a horn though

This comment made me look up at my drinking horn hanging on the wall among Ren faire weapons and shield…

I prefer non-euclidean sex cults

Does a bear shit in the Pope’s hat?

Clearly written by a non-pineapple eater, can’t fathom that they just gave us pineapple eaters inspiration

Because the people who came up with it assume it would have the same ego as them.
It’s also just Pascal’s wager in a robot costume.

Bad news about Target: they’ve cancelled their DEI initiatives to cater to the administration

What’s your impression of loops so far?
I’ve been underwhelmed, but I don’t know if that’s a platform issue or an adoption issue. Found a couple good accounts to follow, but I really want a block option to keep some accounts out of my “for you”

I only eat Koom Valley brand granola bars

Just aks the server directly. Aks it right in the power cord and then aks the hard drive. Aks it over and over

I’d trade LLMs for bug ships and necro assassins in a heartbeat

Iirc they’re indexes for the system wide search feature, Spotlight