Kawaaiii arreku

Your corporate overlords have spoken, you peasant. How dare you question the legitimacy of the fees you are paying.

Cumquat on my Cocktail

I heard they have nice offers, though. Like, too good to pass.

we do, tho, don’t we

I’m pretty big, and occasionally , tiny people want to take pictures with me. It’s hard to believe we are the same species sometimes

As an actual 1.93m/105kg that loves a baby deer to climb me and use me as a jungle gym, we appreciate your energetic enthusiasm.