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I have never thought about door handles in my life, except this one time where a door had a handle on the “push” side and I didn’t understand why the hell it would need a handle if it’s only meant to be pushed from that side…

i wish i could use pinterest, it was good for art reference but it’s so full of AI slop nowadays…

So, are we transitioning God by worshiping it?

i read that to the tone of “You, me, gas station”

ideal sleeping temperature is 30°C while defending yourself from mosquitoes /j

It was Ultrakill. Here’s the intro text of this game for context:

> Mankind is dead.

> Blood is fuel.

> Hell is full.

I don’t think I’m surviving an hour there, lol.

i hate the mobile design in desktop apps. i’m on a computer, i can handle squares

In AAA-AAA-AAAAA-AAALBUQUERQUE 🎸🎼🎸🎸🎶🎸🎶

thanks but where’s my spoon

water is just soup but with a lot of water added

ENA mentioned heck yeah

It’s time for me to recommend some songs I like:

• Heaven Pierce Her - War Without Reason (from Ultrakill, instrumental)

• Sidney Gish - Impostor Syndrome

• Tally Hall - Ruler of Everything

• Miracle Musical - Time Machine

• Lemon Demon - Lifetime Achievement Award

• Jamie Paige & OK Glass - BIRDBRAIN

i like “remotoscope” and “populimpery” lol

seems like a great way to make stuff up for sci-fi

Sharks in their natural habitat

Sometimes they call on your day off and ask you to come in.

today i learned that’s actually a thing that happens… who do they think they are?!

Are DDR4 prices also bad? Might have to switch to DDR3. I don’t even know what the differences between them are, all I know is the lower numbers are generally slower. I bet I could game and use my PC with DDR3 though. Or is last-last-generation also expensive now?

I guess the only issue is that my motherboard supports DDR4 and not DDR3, so I’d have to either use my really old PC (which barely manages to run a Minecraft server) or buy a new motherboard that supports my processor and DDR3 (it’s unlikely such a board exists, AM4 slot + DDR3 slot, really?)

Anyway, I’ll just hope my 16 gigs never “go bad”. I never had DDR5, and I sure won’t be having it now…

The Disastrous life of Saiki K mentioned? heck yeah

sort the spouses alphabetically

Let me consult my magic 8 ball.

…

It just says 8. Am I doing something wrong?

if someone says “hi” to me i will not be impressed.

meanwhile, it someone grabs a skateboard, does a kickflip then does a backflip and lands on the skateboard, then i’ll be impressed.

meow!! i’m not falling for this dogpaganda