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Well I don’t clean my phone when I drip pee on it so that makes sense.

What?

Yes. There’s shit on your counter too. There’s shit on your toothbrush. There’s shit on you spinach. There’s literally shit everywhere.

Well her going to jail is probably for the best. See how she does in genpop

Mine too.

That seems excessive

Or, the other way around 😉

It’s not a “sexual relationship” it’s rape of a minor. Weird how they phrase it like that when the charge is rape of a minor. Why would they use neutral voice for this one. 🤔🤔🤔

Dr. Bronner’s magic soap label

Fart monster two k telling it like it is

Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it’s not because I never got my golden parachute.

Yep. Had a family member buy me Ryobi and 2 batteries. Guess I’m a Ryobi man now

I’ve legit been a manager for 3 companies that have gone out of business now. Not either of those two but one was a major internationally recognized brand. Seems pointless to post them on my résumé but I still do. Almost seems like I’m the kiss of death.

I literally laughed so hard I cried.

Yet another justification for piracy

Let Max in the library!

Careful. If you sign up for Disney plus and then Disney kills your wife YOU CAN’T SUE!

I’m sure they’d LOVE to have him after all the things he’s said about their country

Glad to see this fucking lunatic finally shut up

I know you said hypothetically. What do you not understand about me not trusting arandom internet weirdo that’s already demonstrated their not to be trusted? I’m not playing your sick games.