Worse still when you consider your username

Instead you are a choose-your-own-adventure author

If you enjoy this, never lookup how its made.

I still eat it though.

TIL I might be in a maze

I really can’t tell if this is satire? It has to be, right?

Theyre not saying anything about reading the key off the phone. Brute force the key by trying every key against the encrypted data dump.

Does ntfy solve this problem?

When in a pinch, men might shit through their dick

Speak for yourself, I was never a child.

Where?

Hand sanitizer makes thermal receipts “erasable”.

Lovely to recall how I used to have fun doing this, smearing my fingers all over alcohol soaked receipts to maximize my absorption of BPA.